Ellen dropped a fucking stack on pizza i need to befriend her brah.
she tipped $2 I am dying
If she tipped that guy 2 dollars im 95000% done. Please tell me that was just the mandatory delivery charge.
A) I doubt she only tipped $2. I’m sure she gave him some cash when he got there.
B) I’m sure he’d take the to $2 considering HE WENT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING OSCARS.
Hey poor college kid trying to pay overpriced tuition; come deliver me food at this multimillion dollar superficial extravaganza, take a minimum of 10 trips in and out, use your own gas, getting paid 5 bucks an hour. Nah a 2 dollar tip would be so far beyond unacceptable its unreal. A MINIMUM tip should be at least 10% of the bill, i dont give a fuck if youre the president that would be wrong on so many levels. /endrant
They passed around pharrels hat and raised over $300 for his tip.
My dad is in a coma and we don’t know when he will wake up. I have no where to run too.
wtf am I supposed to so.